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"Hello. You've reached Shaun Hastings. If you've reached this number in error, as you most likely you have, hang up now.
If this is Rebecca, then stand up and walk across the damn room.
*beep*"
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If this is Rebecca, then stand up and walk across the damn room.
*beep*"
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